Camel illegally parked on the street.
-self explanitory, Hurghada, Egypt, Nov. 23, 2007
Never eat at a place with the word "foul" in the name.
-After eating at a place called Foul Falafel, Nov. 25, 2007
"'gypt" = Egyptian for being cheated out of money
-Nov. 28, 2007
Chew softly when you eat at falafel stand.
-Nora acquired more than the shits, a chipped tooth, after finding a pebble in her falafel, Dec. 9, 2007
"I'll try anything once, with he exception of incest and Morris Dance."
-Paul the Brit, Dec. 12, 2007
"Fly with the Eagles! for tomorrow we shit with the crows."
-Quote from a RUSH flyer, a cheesy club in Dahab, Egypt, Dec. 15, 2007
"Food poisoning is good practice for child birth."
-Peter, on the pain of Nora's food poisioning, Dec. 16, 2007
"Very bold Gato added yogurt and bee honey to the above kick.:
-Description of a drink from Gato Restaurant menu, Dahab, Dec. 18, 2007
3 out of 5 male Egyptians are named Mohammad
-It's true!!!, Dec. 18, 2007
Nora learned a lesson: Don't eat the Turkish coffee grounds.
-"but they are sooo good." -N, Dec. 21, 2007
"Don't try to fart when you are getting over the shits! Seriously!"
-Peter, Dec. 24, 2007
"I had an Egyptian man's fingers in my mouth."
-Terje, after being fed by Omar Master of Sheesha, Dec. 26, 2007
"I gave birth to Omar's baby."
-Terje, the day after being fed by Omar Master of Sheesha, Dec. 27, 2007
Nora: "I'm craving crappy food!"
Peter: Why? You'll just poop it out your butt!"
-Nora on craving crappy food and Peter persuating her it's pointless, Dec. 30, 2007
Egyptians must be immune to headaches.
-On the loud noise in Cairo, Jan. 3, 2008